Wednesday, January 4, 2017

5 Examples Why Reddit is FRICKING HILARIOUS!


If you don't use Reddit, you may be missing out on the most unfiltered humor on the internet.  Redditors are known around the world (across for flat-earthers) for their quick wit and hilarious commentary.  Here is just a snapshot of what we found in just a few minutes of scrolling around seemingly innocuous posts.


1. First up, a discussion in a transgender restroom thread.

2. Next, Redditors cut loose on a tragic post about a gorilla attack.





3. A discussion about graverobbing prevention turns into "funding your college education as a semen donor."


4. Redditors take on the now-famous "Wendy's burn" and end up bringing up Harambe.






5. Finally, we find the post that made one Redditor give up.




Saturday, August 13, 2016

SCIENTIST: WE ARE CLOSE TO CLONING FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

CLONING OF FICTIONAL CHARACTERS PROJECT UNDERWAY
Cooks Mills, Illinois: In stark contrast to the rural country setting, the conspicuously subdued facility that houses APPLIED CREATIVE GENETICS LABORATORIES (ACGL) is a futuristic tower of gleaming chrome with flocks of scientists flowing to and fro in bright white lab coats. There’s a flurry of activity here.  “You can feel the energy.” One passer-by commented as we made our way to the administration building to meet the chief scientist, Dr. Frank Steinen; whose vision twenty-six years ago led him to compile a team of the world’s top visionaries in the field of genetics.

“We have but one goal here, and that is to change the course of human history.” Dr. Steinen stated. “It says so above the main entrance in the lobby by the vending machines.  Those words greet us every day. We mustn’t give up. The world, the future of mankind depends on it.”

What has brought on the excitement at ACGL is news of several technological breakthroughs that have recently come about that could give them a huge boost to the goal they are striving for: the cloning of a real, live fictional character. Dr. Mary Shelburn is the head of the exploratory research and development division, and while she talked about the project she was visibly energized. “It’s so thrilling to be alive and present while history is being made. We are so close to the genetic recreation of a being that has only walked within our imagination." read more